📔 This journal represents every time you and your work bestie kicked each other under the conference table about that dumb thing your work nemesis said.

📈 You know that one coworker you always Slack when you don’t remember the most basic formula in Excel? This is for them. 

🧘 Eight hours sitting at a desk all day? And we wonder why our backs hurt. Gift this yoga card deck for those looking to relieve some stress at their desk. 

🕯️ A Scholastic book fair and a kid’s meal after a Dr. appointment could cure us these days. This candle is perfect for revisiting those simpler times.

🧂 You mean to tell us we can have Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, and Paprika from Blue’s Clues IRL?! These spice shakers are the cutest edition to any millennial’s kitchen.

😮 We are all Elizabeth James from The Parent Trap this holiday season…

💤 Will we never not be tired? Negative. But this luminator LED eye mask can at least help us fake it. 

🐌 Gabi here! Snail mucin? I know, I know, but hear me out! I swear snail beauty products have helped my troubled skin over the years. I will never NOT use them again! 

🦶 For the record, this massager makes you feel like you have a new pair of feet when you’re done with it. Perfect for those always on their feet, and also feels incredi on your calves!

🖼️ “All I want for Christmas is a side of ranch.” Laundry Room Studios just gets us. Choose from fun prints, phone cases, or a bottle of their new Sauvy B! 

👑 If you’re like Rod and have seen Wicked four times already, you may want to buy yourself one of these Shiz University sweatshirts to make sure everyone knows.

 👕 Wrinkled clothes, be gone! This powerful little steamer is 10x easier than pulling out the old iron and easy to travel with, too!

🍷 This electric wine decanter/ aerator is the perfect gift for the wine lover in your life and a great excuse for them to invite you over for a little vino and yap. 

🥫 If you listen to Are You Mad At Me? you’ll know that Rod’s favorite kitchen gadget is this electric can opener, and it can be yours too!

☕️ Mornings just got a heck of a lot better with the chicest pour over set we’ve ever seen.

🐶 Your friend who won’t STFU about their dog (*cough*Gabi*cough*) needs this matching hoodie set for walks around the neighborhood.

🐈 These grooming gloves help keep your pet from shedding all over that black sweater you just lint-rolled while giving them extra scratches and love.

🐾 Lick mats for cats and dogs are great for mental stimulation and stress relief, and a little more fun than just an ordinary treat!

🌆 Chicago: If you’re looking for something in Chicago, gifting your loved one a floral arrangement class from Sprout Home is very cutesy, very demure, very mindful. They also sell pretty plants too!

🏙️ Detroit: If you’re in the Metro Detroit area, stop by George Gregory in the city for the coolest men’s clothing and cutest home decor.

🎟️ All Over: When we say we didn’t stop laughing for the entire two-hour show, we meant it! Do your friends a favor (and yourself while you’re at it) and buy tickets to see Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson on The Strip Mall Tease Tour in a city near you!